OK. I WAS READING THE LOST HERO AND FOUND A QUOTE THAT WAS EPIC.
I'm gonna write the whole paragraph and make the quote bold:
Leo got up and brushed himself off. "I hate that guy." He offered Jason his arm, like they should go skipping inside together. " 'I'm Dylan. I'm so cool i want to date myself, but i can't figure out how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!' "
and then i have another fav:
"Leo," Jason said, "you're weird."
"Yeah, you tell me that a lot." Leo grinned. "But if you don't remember me, that means i can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!"